Can't you short people with boobs....

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 01/30/2014 at 15:22 • Filed to: seatbeltlopnik

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Just like, LEAN to the side? Or sit on a phone book?

http://jalopnik.com/im-trying-to-e…

For Sweden > Takuro Spirit 01/30/2014 at 15:26

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Takuro Spirit > For Sweden 01/30/2014 at 15:47

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Fat people? That would probably work, moving the belt farther to the side. Hmmmm

N/A POWAAAHH > Takuro Spirit 01/30/2014 at 15:54

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Booster seats for grown ups. I'm a genius..

Takuro Spirit > N/A POWAAAHH 01/30/2014 at 15:55

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Take two booster seats for kids, cut the middle arms off, ONE SEAT FOR EACH CHEEK!

PROFIT!!!!!

N/A POWAAAHH > Takuro Spirit 01/30/2014 at 16:02

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Gotta have that perfect seat to cheek ratio for optimal apexing

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 01/30/2014 at 16:26

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Don't most cars have adjusters in the B-pillar that allows for the seatbelt to be moved up and down?

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2014 at 16:44

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Not enough for 4 foot tall female drivers with huge tits it seems.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 01/30/2014 at 16:46

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Where can I meet these buxom tiny womens?

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/30/2014 at 16:49

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On the front page* of course!

(*Jezebel)